
- First, don’t let her drink. when she does, use the fireman’s carry……
- Be prepared to go to jail.
- Don’t expect a lot of help from her dad.
- Whatever you think is gonna happen next, you’re wrong.
- If her feet hurt, exchange shoes with her.
- Learn to say the following phrase over and over to yourself: its all part of the charm.
- On your 33rd day together, bring her a single rose. give it to her in her recital class.
- And if she says she’s gonna kill you, don’t assume its a metaphor.
- She likes to write, encourage her..
- And finally your time with her will be the happiest you’ve been in your life. Enjoy every second.”
-Charles Bellowfavorite movie of all time.





